dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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