Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Do vagina's smell?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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