no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
