in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I need to stop coming to work sober
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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