on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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