Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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