Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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