Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
