so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
