I CAN MOONWALK!
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
soo... how was my night?
Randomize
