Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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