Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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