grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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