I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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