i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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