I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Randomize
