They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
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