Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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