so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Who wears a wallet chain?!
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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