I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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