you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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