Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It was confusing and full of hummus
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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