Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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