Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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