I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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