Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
