he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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