Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
