That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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