oh god the rape fog is back!
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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