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Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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