I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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