Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
my liver is dry heaving
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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