Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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