Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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