okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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