Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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