question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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