I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
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