Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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