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I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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