She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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