Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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