is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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