My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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