I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
If I die, sorry about rent.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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