It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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