Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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