They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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