We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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